Worst Jokes Ever
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
My ex.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.