Worst Jokes Ever
I'm so fucking bored.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Cardi B has very long nails.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.