Worst Jokes Ever
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.