Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Your mom #69.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
I'm so fucking bored.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Cardi B has very long nails.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.