Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.