Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.