Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Your mom #69.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"