Worst Jokes Ever
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Hey daddy *winky face*
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
The students at Columbine needed books. But all they got were magazines.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
Ballz!