Worst Jokes Ever
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.