Worst Jokes Ever
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.