Worst Jokes Ever
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.
Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
"DEEZ NUTS"