Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that water is wet?
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...