Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
Like if you wanna have sex.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.