Worst Jokes Ever
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
I don't know what to write here, just like...
School.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.