Worst Jokes Ever
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
When I walk to school, I fart.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
Big black ball sacks.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.