Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Girl: "...I like you... do you like me back?"
Me: "Nope."
Girl: *is depressed* "Oh okay...."
Me: "You never said \"love\"".
Girl: "Oh! well do you love me?"
Me: "Frick no."
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?