Worst Jokes Ever
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What's the really bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.