Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
Little Johnny walked in on his mom in the shower and said, "What's that on your chest, Mom?" Mom said, "Those are my headlights." Johnny: "Oh. What's that in between your legs, Mom?" Mom: "Oh, that's my bush." Johnny: "Oh, OK." Next, he walked in on his dad in the shower. He said, "Dad, what's that in between your legs?" Dad: "Oh, that's my snake." Johnny: "Oh, OK." That night, little Johnny walks in on his parents going at it and said, "Mom, turn on his headlights, there's a snake going in your bush!"
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
I can't stand disability jokes.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.