Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Worst Jokes Ever
Cardi B has very long nails.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
I'm so fucking bored.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Hey daddy *winky face*
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
