Worst Jokes Ever
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.