Worst Jokes Ever
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Humanity.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.