Worst Jokes Ever
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.