Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.