Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Worst Jokes Ever
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
