Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.

And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.

Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.

Boy: ...

Boy: Get the hell out!

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

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    • Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

    Boy: Knock knock.

    Girl: ...Who's there?

    Boy: Not your parents!

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    • "What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."

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    • I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...

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    • I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying. I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage?

    I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

    Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."

    If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.