Worst Jokes Ever
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Your mum isn't home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*