What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Worst Jokes Ever
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
