Worst Jokes Ever
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.