Worst Jokes Ever
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying. I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage?
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Mole
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.