Worst Jokes Ever
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.