Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.