Worst Jokes Ever
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
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What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
I have sex.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"