Worst Jokes Ever
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
Parents...
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.