Worst Jokes Ever
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
I have sex.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.