Worst Jokes Ever
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I stole one's balls.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.