Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
The only joke here is the topic.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.