Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.