Worst Jokes Ever
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
Cooper is funny.
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Hi Ethan!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.