Worst Jokes Ever
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.