Worst Jokes Ever
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣