What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Worst Jokes Ever
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
