Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Banana!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.