I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What do orphans have in common with mute children
They can't talk to there parents
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight year old girl? Smash the little bitch’s hands with a hammer so she can’t tell her mum
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
dissabled man stands up blind man says you can stand? deaf man you can see?? mute person you can hear dissabled man you can talk doctor- what the actual fuck
this mute kid was getting made fun of.. o told him to speak up for himself
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button
Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here
Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up
Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up
Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Doctor: * calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency
Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up
911 service: * hangs up*
yo mama so dumb when I told her my friend was mute she said “cant you unmute her?”
*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k
