Mute Jokes

I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.

What did the mute man tell the blind man? Nothing

Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind

Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally

Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a SILENT ATTACK

What's a priest's favorite toy?

A mute little boy.

What do orphans have in common with mute children

They can't talk to there parents

Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.

What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway

What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?

Chlamydia.

How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

this mute kid was getting made fun of.. o told him to speak up for himself

Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here

Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up

Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up

Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up

Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up

“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up

Doctor: * calls 911*

911 service: 911 what’s your emergency

Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up

911 service: * hangs up*

*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k