Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
I have sex.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.