Worst Jokes Ever
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Cut.