Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.