Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
The only joke here is the topic.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
U die from robot bite.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.