Worst Jokes Ever
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
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Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.