Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Umm, what joke should I make?
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
A B C D E F GUN.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!