Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
It's okay, you had socks on :)
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What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Parents...
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!