Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

God

    • Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

    Job

    • If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.

    "G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"

    Advice

    • Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

    Butcher

    • "I work with animals," the man said to his date.

    His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"

    "I am a butcher," said the man.

    Cucumber

    • A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

    Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

    Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."

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    • Chicken

    • What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.

    Sister

    • My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.