Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Worst Jokes Ever
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
I like balls.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
