Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Like (DYM 139).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.