Worst Jokes Ever
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Hey ummm help!