Worst Jokes Ever
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.