Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Cut.
I tried to catch fog today. I mist.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!