Worst Jokes Ever
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
I love eggs!
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Panera Bread.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
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Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.