Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Aha!
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.