Worst Jokes Ever
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
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What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.