Worst Jokes Ever
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
I like balls.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.