Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Baby

    • What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

    Isaac Newton died a virgin.

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    • Pussy

    • Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"

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    • Rape

    • How are rape and an airplane similar?

    The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

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    • Fart

    • Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.

    Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.

    He didn't get the job.

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    • Difference

    • Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

    A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

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    • Brick

    • One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"

    The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."

    A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"

    The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."

    Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."

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