Worst Jokes Ever
My dad killed Hitler.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Medusa makes men hard.
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.