Worst Jokes Ever
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Hiiii!
I'm back.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
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I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.