Worst Jokes Ever
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
Jas.
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
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What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
Poopy loopy.
Sajan's Hairline
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
Yo life.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
O Dario tem namorada?
Sex.
Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"