Worst Jokes Ever

What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.

Why did half the world go to hell? Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED (again)!

Once I was 7.

Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!

Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.

Husband: let’s do this.

Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!

What part of the train goes "toot toot"?

The caboose.

How did number 1 kindly make number 2?

I got my was kicked, let's be friends?

Hi boyyyy!

Knock knock.

Boo.

No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...

Your penis!

Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.

My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"

He didn't realize what was about to happen.

"That's what she said!"

joko

I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.

What do you call a fruit's penis?

A percock.

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Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!

Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.

Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.