Worst Jokes Ever
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.