Worst Jokes Ever
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do Doges like? Memes.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
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Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
Three scientists are doing an experiment. They are trying to find out what happens when you stick a cork in an elephant's ass.
In the lab, they each look at each other and decide that they should hire a monkey to do it. The monkey sticks the cork up the elephant's ass, and the scientists wait three weeks.
The monkey pulls out the cork, and all three scientists go back and discuss what they saw.
The first one, standing one mile away, says all he could see was a wave of brown, then it all went black. The second, standing two miles away, said the same. The third, who was standing three miles away, said all he could see was the other two get consumed by a massive cloud of brown.
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"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!