Worst Jokes Ever
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile!"
Buh dum tish.
You're overreacting.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
What? Gay
PURDGAY
Fuck you!
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
You big gay.
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
Eating the wheelchair.
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
Everyone reading this is gay!
So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.
I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.