Worst Jokes Ever
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Tate
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
Ethan
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Monky.
Gay shit.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Good morning.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ