Worst Jokes Ever
Dick muncher.
Duck my sick.
This page.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
Die.
But why?
Atom
Electron
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.