Worst Jokes Ever
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
"Yeetus to the fetus."
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!