Worst Jokes Ever
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.