Worst Jokes Ever
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
My anus smells.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
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A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.