Worst Jokes Ever
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.