Worst Jokes Ever
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.