Worst Jokes Ever
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It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
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