Worst Jokes Ever
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
Denise.
What more is there to say?
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?