Worst Jokes Ever
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
What's 1 + 1?
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Clap em sis!
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.