Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants.
A guy walks by and says, "Pardon me sir, but you've got a wheel hanging down your pants." The pirate responds, "I know. It's driving me nuts!"
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.