Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
How to not exist: Kys.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.