Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.