Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.

When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.

He won’t stand against the three of us!

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.