Worst Jokes Ever
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Hi stone, I'm watching.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Did you?
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.