Worst Jokes Ever
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...