Worst Jokes Ever
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.
She said we can still be cousins.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
There are more than 2 genders.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
Asian without "As" is just sin.