Worst Jokes Ever
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Why are we here?
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Small People.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.