Worst Jokes Ever
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
Pool table.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
Mom
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
16 is a knight? Mail.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
My life, part 2.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.