Worst Jokes Ever
The earth is flat.
My friends.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
A Black man walked into a bar.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?