Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
My dad left me.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
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What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good