Worst Jokes Ever
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
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What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Animals are just... so hot!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.