Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.