Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Wait, that's me.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Hello there!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.