Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Chicken
Why do I have a fat mom?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."