Worst Jokes Ever
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
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My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
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Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...