Worst Jokes Ever
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Your mother.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
All Asians look the same.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.