Worst Jokes Ever
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Funni.
This joke here is the worst.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
When is a cold not a cold?
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!