Worst Jokes Ever

I laughed at my life so hard.

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired.

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

My balls.

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

What makes emos jump?

Bridges.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"