Worst Jokes Ever

When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?

The Daily Moos.

Why do you like cream instead of bugs?

Because bugs can kill you.

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

How does a train eat?

"Chew chew!"

Dog: Woof!

Butcher: Say less.

The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.

You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.

What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?

A King Kong ball.

What show do orphans hate the most?

Fullerb

Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?

Because there is no home button.

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.

Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.

Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.

Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.

Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!

What did the orphan say to the adopter?

Nothing, he just stared.