Worst Jokes Ever
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
The thing my mom birthed.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"