Worst Jokes Ever
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].