Worst Jokes Ever
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.