Worst Jokes Ever
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
We can only see 90 degrees.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
DONE🔫
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.