Worst Jokes Ever
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Stand in the corner.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
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Helen Keller def faked it.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.