Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.