Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Worst Jokes Ever
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Have you ever eaten African food?
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
