Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.