Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
He sing, he dance, he he.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.