Worst Jokes Ever

What is the most famous dish in Africa?

Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because KFC was offering free seeds.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

Why did the orphan go to church?

Because they need a father.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.