Worst Jokes Ever
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.