Worst Jokes Ever

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.

They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

Some guy: making a sandwich.

Me: *rages* to put the ham in!

What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?

Oranges because they have vitamin C.

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

I'm about to cum!

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Utah.

Utah who?

You're talking to me.

Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!

Ryurhg.

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.

Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?

Because all they can do is mandate.