Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Ryurhg.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Bleach!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.