Worst Jokes Ever
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
But when?
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.