Worst Jokes Ever
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Kindly yeet someone!
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!