Worst Jokes Ever
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!