Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!