Worst Jokes Ever
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.