Worst Jokes Ever
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."