Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Missing Chess Pieces
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You obviously don't understand wordplay or history, which is typical for someone attempting this kind of joke. In chess, a queen is a piece, and 'towers' are also known as rooks. The first part is weak because England still has a monarch, but the second part is BASED: it darkly references the 9/11 attacks where the US lost the World Trade Center (the Twin Towers). You just compared a chess piece to thousands of casualties. You're a savage, but not a smart one.
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