Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.