Worst Jokes Ever
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.