Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Naruto solos.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Gvvvvvvvuhhgh.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Your love life.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.