Worst Jokes Ever
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
You add words = bullshit.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Toot and poop.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.