Worst Jokes Ever
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
Funni.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?