Worst Jokes Ever
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
A treatment joke.
#babagang
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.