Worst Jokes Ever
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Get off of here, kids!
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
You will never have a girlfriend.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!