Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Yo mama so nice she...
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Hi! 👋 I love! 💕
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
No, "quarter quarter."
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Fat Lever.
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.