Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
150,000$
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.