Worst Jokes Ever
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!