Terraria Guide's Demise

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

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Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up, genius. In Terraria, the Guide is an NPC who gives you tips. If you drop the Guide Voodoo Doll into lava in the Underworld, it summons the Wall of Flesh, a tough boss. The joke is that the player accidentally summoned the boss and probably got the Guide killed in the process. Maybe if you spent less time writing bad jokes, you'd know that.

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