Worst Jokes Ever
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Your own life, hah!
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
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Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
You. You're the joke.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
A Ford?
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.