Worst Jokes Ever
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
The sun is fire.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
din mamma
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Holy cow!
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"