Worst Jokes Ever
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
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Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.