Mouthwash jokes
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
Bleach!
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼