Mouthwash jokes

Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!

What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.

What comes after 69?

Mouthwash.

61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.

10 Fun Facts.

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.