Mouthwash jokes
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
Home Covid Test.
1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.
Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.
I am so nervous.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.