Mouthwash jokes

Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!

What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.

What comes after 69?

Mouthwash.

61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?

Toothpaste.

Home Covid Test.

1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.