Worst Jokes Ever
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).