Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.