Worst Jokes Ever
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!