Worst Jokes Ever
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.