Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
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Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.