Worst Jokes Ever
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
How is the weather down there?
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Mommy?
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...