Worst Jokes Ever
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Bros over hos.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
WJE officially a gone memory.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.