Worst Jokes Ever
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What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
WALL-E
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Your
G@y 👌
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!