Worst Jokes Ever

Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.

Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?

It was called "S & N."

I called my dog 5 miles.

Today, I fawn over my miles.

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

How did the toilet react when it received a gift?

That was so pot full (thoughtful)!

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

What is the difference between babies and dogs?

I don't eat dog parts.

What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, he just waved.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

"Would you stop bugging me!"

Why do orphans look at a house for so long?

'Cause they never had one.

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"

61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

Prankster pranks.

Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.

Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.