Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, my name is Dan...

TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?

So they can reach the top of the desk.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)

-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!

-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA

5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"

It took Jesus 3 days to respond.

Worst lag ever!

A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?

Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

How do you eat a meat?

You steak it in your mouth.

What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.

Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.

Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!

Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!

Will: Yey!

Beverly: What should we bring him?

Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

What weapon does a fat Jedi use?

A heavy saber.

What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”