Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
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What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What is a "dad?"
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.