Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.
Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."
Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.
She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"