Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
Hello there, have a good day!
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.