Worst Jokes Ever
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"