Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
You really gay. No questions added.
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.