Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call James, James?
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
Stinky Steve.